What would you do if Zerg invaded Earth?

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What would you do if Zerg invaded Earth?

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  2. Hide

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  3. Stand up and Fight!

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  4. Put a gun to the head

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  5. Hail them and ask if they want to BBQ with you

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What would you do if Zerg invaded Earth?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by perfey, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. MarineCorp

    MarineCorp New Member

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    I chose hail to them and ask them to have a BBQ with me but i was thinking personally that i would wave at them and let them kill me.... i must be a pshyco sorry guys :-[
     
  2. SOGEKING

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    So just put a gun on your head, it's better .... ;D

    Just joking ;)

    About the UED, remember DuGalle said that Earth got threats from a Zerg invasion. You must know that it is because the Terrian (not Terran) population knew the existence of the alians (Protoss and Zerg) that the population ordered to send an army to protect Earth. That's why the Directorate went to the Koprulu sector, with a hidden mission to pacify the sector ...
    And in a cinematic we hear DuGalle talking an invasion of Earth by the Zergs that the UED prevented. That was just a military propaganda.
     
  3. Protosscommander

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    Well if the Zerg invaded the earth, hahaha ithink its time to be a Protoss Zealot ...
    hahah, if that is the case. :)

    PEACE :)
     
  4. Itsmyship

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    Raid the National Guard armory and horde some Napalm :)
     
  5. SOGEKING

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    If the Zerg invades Earth, I will call my cat, the Protoss Felix to make a planet cracker against them all with his blue lighted eyes !

    ;D ;D ;D
     
  6. Protosscommander

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    But i hope , that will not happen, if it is, oh man im going to hide in my closet :)
     
  7. SOGEKING

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    An Ultralisk will walk upstairs to your bedroom and "open" your closet to ..... huh ? .... well discuss with you.

    ;D
     
  8. Protosscommander

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    ahh!!! your Ulralisk cannot open my closet because its made of Protoss sheild hahaha, :)

    For Auir :)
     
  9. SOGEKING

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    It's true, I forgot that detail ^_^

    En Taro Tassadar
     
  10. Protosscommander

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    Okey lol :) hahaha :)
     
  11. TerranGod

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    *volcanoes erupts* oh sh*t!!!!
     
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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    If the zerg actually try to invade earth, they will get pwned. Look at the UED. That was approximately 1% or something like that of the earth's forces. And what happened? Kerrigan needed the help of Raynor, Fenix and Mengsk just to defeat that 1%. How are they going to take down the other 99%?
     
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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    Let's have a lesson in invasions....

    Take two equal armies and put them on opposite cliffs out of range of each other.

    Give the Zerg army Overlords to drop on the other enemy.

    Now tell them to kill the other team.
     
  14. Broodling

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    The Zerg would waste their time assimilating all 1 million over species on the planet and cause starcraft 2 to be imba as they have too many units and they will be axed from the game.
     
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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    I'd string me up a Zergling or two over my mantle.
     
  16. Space Pirate Rojo

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    I'd empty out a Hydralisk carcass.

    Instant Halloween costume.
     
  17. coreyb

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    Time for the protoss to shine! *get's zealot armor* , I am protoss and truley.
     
  18. Teh Chosen One

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    I would grab my father's rifle and shot 'em and count the kills
    There is no point on running because the zerglings would get you
    no point on hiding because the defiler would plague the zone
    no point on talking to them because they dont talk our language (why in the zerg campaign they talk our language? *cough*traduction*cough*)
     
  19. SD-Count

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    I would grab the nearest warp blade, now if walmart doesn't happen to have one, or it's not on sale, I guess any old gun will do.
     
  20. longlivefenix

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    Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

    grab a shotgun and a jetpack or a thor and blow the shit outta them