What would you do if Zerg invaded Earth?

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

i would reveal my true identity to the people of this planet and tell them of the far greater power i serve, which is half represented in the zerg, then i'd use my mind to kill every zergling on this planet, to let all acid the hydralisks spit get in their eyes to let the scourges fly against all flying zerg and i'd launch the ultralisks into space, i dont care about defilers and i'd stump the lurkers to the earth core ;D

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

Hell, we all know our Zerg. We should meet up somewhere, fortify it, and just count how many Zerg bodies we've collected before our most likely inevitable defeat.

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

Actually...

I WOULD KICK THEIR BUTTS!!! if they came here.

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

Activate the planet's self destruct device

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

buy a 50 cal rifle and sit on the roof wit alot a ammo...

+ a little kid i found on the street will be there with me, so if they try to get me i can use him as a shield.

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

Lol. Tweak you'd have to hook the back of the kid's pants with a fishing pole then hang him off the roof of a house while you pull up a lawn chair, sit there as well, and take shots.

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

/cast ressurect

I think the best plan involves building a self sufficient space ship and leaving

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

how'd you power it? with improbability?

I say let's burn them in hellfire. or sunfire if they're weak to UV rays

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

Nuclear reactors.

You can extend the life of the fuel a great deal by putting spent fuel into a centrifuge to redefine it since fuel rods are spent after only 10% of the fuel is spent because at that point the remains absorb too many neutrons..

That means you spin it again removing the 10% off crap leaving a new fuel rod 90% of the size of the original

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

i'd kick em in the shins.

maybe headbutt kerigan.

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

there you go kicking things in the shins again lol

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

so what? that kick has won me that battle! (though we did destroy universe afterwards)

Anyway, someone (LT I belive) posted a pic of village on top of mountain some time ago, I think it'd be quite good if you manage some anti-air up there

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

i could make paper aeroplanes with abusive language written all over them, set them on fire, then fly them at overlords from the top of the mountain

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

I was thinking of missle turrets, but that should work just as well

 

Re: What would you do if Zerg invaded Earh?

hahahahahahaha lol

 

Bah! Fight to the death!!! That is the only way for anyone to live!!!

 

I'd find a Doom 2 Super Shotgun.
Those things were pimp.

 

halo3 warthogs, no zergs will be getting through.

or

marines with spartan lasers, sweep a path of destruction!

 

I would return to japan, and hold up in their most protected zone. I would site back and watch them fight the zerg for me, and if they got to me before I could get someplace where I could hide behind other people, I'd just pull out the 30 30 odd custom hunting rifle my grand father left me, and you can use your imaganation on the rest.

 

My college dorm would work because swarms wont help then in the hallways. Just have people with guns at the base of each set of stairs and have then fire down the stair ways at the zerg, and have then retreat when they get too close.