Your best joke!

I wonder who doesn't understand binary..

EDIT: hahaha, Thirty-Six'ers xD

 

I have a feeling I'd get banned if I posted the jokes I know...hmmm, which one isn't totally politically incorrect...?

" Wassup bra"

"nothin much, panties"

ba-dum, tsh!

 

Here's mine

 

With story I meant walking around, exploring, finding items, opening up new areas..
I guess I wasn't clear on that one.
Phunny.

 

So a baby seal walks into a club...

 

..and? What happens next!?
Oh please tell me Willy! I want to know!

 

Definately not clear enough. Neither of these come under "story" in my book.

 

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uhhh so...
On day Superman writes on the wall "Batman is a wuss"
The next day Batman sees that and writes "Superman is Clark Kent"

Har har har?

 

So an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The barkeep asks, "Hey, where'd you get that?"

The parrot says, "Durotar, they're all over the place!"

 

Yea, I wasn't thinking straight. Just nevermind and watch this poor kid get owned instead :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBVc8eZgxv8

 

*person gets a present*
"ooh, what is it?"
*shakes box, trying to figure out what's inside*
*opens it*
"Oh my...a baby gerbil and a large rock!"

Betcha you could make a looooooot of little kids cry doing that IRL...

 

A mushroom walks into a bar
Bar tender: You're not allowed here mushroom
Mushroom: Why not, I'm a fungi!



my jokes suck

 

Lamest joke i ever heard:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who
Noah bout the Bible!!

 

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Spoiler

Wheres my tractor?

 

So, this guy walks into a bar.




He ends up with a concussion and four stitches. Long Island Contracting Inc is sued and folds due to not having any capital left. With the major building company gone, the city stagnates and everything begins to break down and generally succumb to wear and tear. Eventually, the city runs out of money to keep up with the constant amount upkeep needed without licensing to a major firm. And thus, we see a 21st century ghost town.

 

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

 

What do you call a Deer with no eyes?

Spoiler

no idea

 

One day in a small town.

A young college student was trying to study for a big Physics exam.

She was smart and hardworking but she didn't have a certain text to study from.

She panicked for hours but finally decided to leave her small town to buy the text in the big(ger) city.

The time was about 11:30 pm so it was fairly dark and rather misty.

After long moments of searching for a place that sold her text, the student found a small run down shop that was, apparently, the only shop open in the entire district.

The student entered the shop and the wooden floors creaked as she entered.

The old owner greeted her.

The student found her text and very slowly brought it to the counter.

The owner accepted the sale but asked for exactly 99 dollars.

The student was very tired and exhausted so she payed the money without negotiating or thinking about the situation, although ridiculous the price as it was.

However, the owner said: "You can take the text,"

"but whatever you do. You CANNOT look at the back of the book or you will die in 9 days."

The student hesitated when she heard the news but left after thinking about it for a short time.


After the 8th day she had bought the text.
The student finally decided to look behind the book.

There the back of the book said:


















"Special Offer: Text is $15.99!"

 

A British soldier, an American solider and a Russian soldier found themselves sharing a tent while on a military exercise, and the conversation turned towards how well fed each of them was.

"In the Russian army we have 2000 calories of food a day," said the Russian.

"Well," said the Englishman, "In the British army we are given 4000 calories of food a day."

"That's nothing," said the American, "in the US army we have 8000 calories of food a day!"

At this, the Russian got very annoyed and exclaimed, "Nonsense! How could one man eat so much cabbage?!"