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Your Samir Duran Theories here

Discussion in 'StarCraft 2 Story and Races' started by vemynal, May 23, 2007.

Your Samir Duran Theories here

Discussion in 'StarCraft 2 Story and Races' started by vemynal, May 23, 2007.

  1. Arachanox

    Arachanox New Member

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    You can bet that our Xel'naga friends will come back, either in Mysterious Temple Powers form, Knowledge of Hybridization with Samir Duran form, or best of all, Xel'naga fleets descending upon the zerg! ^^

    I prefer the fleets returning to obliterate Kerrigan.

    -Kerrigan: Who the heck are you guys?
    -Xel'naga: We are the Xel'naga who once ruled hundreds of thousands of worlds in this part of the universe.
    -Kerrigan: Well I own this land now.
    -Xel'naga: Too bad. Leave or we'll completely annihilate you by burning your entire planet to smoking embers. Remember; we created the Zerg. We put you into this world and we can take you (and the world itself) out!
     
  2. SirBaron

    SirBaron New Member

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    -Kerrigan: Well gee, gents, i am the Queen Bitch of the Universe and...
    -Xel'Naga: Does it look like we give a crap? *places bugtrap on the ground*
    *ZAP*
    -Xel'Naga: Pwnt.
    -Xel'Naga2: Damn!
    *gives him 5 bucks*
     
  3. hillzagold

    hillzagold New Member

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    no, no, you got it all wrong

    kerrigan: all zerg, attack that ship!
    *a brazillion mutas attak the xel'naga ship*
    xel'naga: *snicker* i cant believe they fell for it again!
    xel'naga2:ahahhahaha, when-ahah, when do you-ahahaha, when do you think they'll notice it's a hologram?
    xel'naga: *in an old man voice* oh, countless millennia from now
    *both burst out laughing*
    xel'naga2: aha, ok, wanna kill her now?
    xel'naga: sure
    *a giant lazor kills all the zerg*
     
  4. PowerkickasS

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    jesus: the universe has suffered your treachery long enough!
    *a lightning bolt strikes the temple and the universe blows up*
    *respawns* -big bang-
     
  5. Imagine.

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    I doubt Duran is a Xel'Naga servant because look at the fact that he is rewiring Xel'Naga creations, the Zerg/Protoss hybrid? Come on! The Xel'Naga could've done that long ago as they strived to make the perfect form. I feel certain that Duran belongs to some other ancient and unspoken power.
     
  6. paragon

    paragon Guest

    Except for the small problem that they both attacked the Xel'Naga when they were trying to leave. They probably though of it later.
     
  7. Imagine.

    Imagine. New Member

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    Wait... what? That did not have much to do with what I said, unless I read it wrong.
     
  8. Itsmyship

    Itsmyship New Member

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    From:
    Where only cool people live... So Cal!
    Hahaha, nice one Power....apparently Jesus plays starcraft too :p
     
  9. Imagine.

    Imagine. New Member

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    I looked up Jesus's stats on Battle.net and came up with this

    Wins - Losses - Draws
    Let he who is without sin throw the first stone - I forgive them - 0
     
  10. PowerkickasS

    PowerkickasS New Member

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    what a n00b! even god can do better than he :D
    oh wait...
     
  11. paragon

    paragon Guest

    Meaning the Xel'Naga probably thought of the idea to combine the two races after the zerg attacked them and killed a lot of them.
     
  12. hillzagold

    hillzagold New Member

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    no, the xel had already thought of the protosss as failed. it wasn't until now that they saw potential in them once more
     
  13. paragon

    paragon Guest

    that's basically what I just said.
     
  14. hillzagold

    hillzagold New Member

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    oh, i knew that....
     
  15. GuiMontag

    GuiMontag New Member

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    Duran is probably serving a almighty creature that watched as the XelNaga created the protoss and zerg, and now wants some awsome minions..
     
  16. DontHate

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    i think he is a xel'nagian, and he's trying to bring back his race?
     
  17. didd293

    didd293 New Member

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    it's not that complicated people, Duran's just an ***hole cuz he killed Stukov
     
  18. Lemonparty

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    He's not Terran for sure, except if now Terran are immune to Zergs mind control/can't desinfest whenever they want and live for millenia.

    I too think he's some kind of Xel'Naga
     
  19. Goliath Online

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    Yeah, f*** duran... he killed Stukov :(
     
  20. CodyFallsForth

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    The way i see it...

    Duran-lol hai guyz!
    Raynor-wtf duran where have you been?
    kerri-wtf have you been doing?
    zeratul-dude Duran has hax, hes got lings with shields
    raynor-no fair i want hax
    kerri-oh s***
    Duran-lol GG n00bz